B League Team Looking for Fun Competitive Players (Male and Female)

Victorious Secret, an intense B-League team (intensely fun and good looking -- surprisingly musical), is seeking new players (playas) for the Spring 2010 season. We've been around, if you know what I mean. On the field we're known for defensive alcoholic outbursts and an offensive gestures. Off the field we're welcoming and social, and each season culminates with a foam party (read orgy) that is not to be missed.

If you're interested or want to hear more, please contact Andrew at drewstern1@gmail.com

The 1 is because Andrew is Number 1. At everything. Except recruiting, so help a brother out.

Thanks for caring.

(this was not created by Andrew but he should be expecting your inquiries because we still need about 5 players: three women and two men, preferably).

still have space?

I'm an experienced handler, have played in lots of sectionals, regionals, and one nationals tourney. I do, however, have a re-torn ACL so I'm not the best at making hard cuts right now. Do you still need women? If so, do you also have space for my friend - a pretty badass, tall (6'6"), handler-deep-or-anything-in-between guy?

this team has been disbanded.

this team has been disbanded.

Also, we have new great shirts.

For real.

Expecting

This is Andrew...and if I wasn't expecting before, I certainly am now. If you join our team you'll get to take part in plenty more witty banter, similar to what Brevin just demonstrated in his previous posts.