Couple seeks good co-ed team

US Nationals level (8 of 'em) woman and her not-too-shabby boyfriend seek open-minded co-ed team for mutually satisfying, short-term relationship. Turn-ons: Callahans, breaking the mark, Italian porn. Turn-offs: Looking off an open woman, getting broken, poor grammar.

We are trying to arrive on Friday morning and will provide a case of beer on Sunday to sweeten the pot.

Contact: gungagalunga@gmail.com

Limited time offer. Does not include tax, tag, and title. Your mileage may vary. All incentives to dealer.